Monday, February 4, 2013

Story time.


Hey. You want to hear a funny story?

I was walking to the park

just minding my own business when I

met this old lady. She looked really confused. She had a walker with her  and I thought she was lost.

“You ok?” I asked.

And she just stood there with

this blank stare on her face. I was like

“Is she alive? Haha This lady could be a little

crazy for all I know. It was so weird, her justt standing there motionless.

But anyways then she was like “Who are you?

Here’s a cookie dear.” and she handed me this fortune cookie.

My weakness. But I’m not that stupid so at first I said, “No thank you.”

“Number sixteen is my lucky number.” She said, beaming and still trying to hand me the cookie.  

So then I didn’t know what to say because I was suddenly really curious about that cookie.

Call me a hopeless romantic, cuz I believe in fate. I took the cookie.

“Me and you are going to be lucky today dear. I can feel it.” She said. She was really old, but so sweet.

Maybe this is my lucky day I thought.

 

The cookie said: Go back and read the first word of each line. And bow to the master of awesomeness.

4 comments:

  1. YOU ARE SO FLIPPING GENIUS! *bows to the master of awesomeness* I am highly impressed.

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  3. psh. You're just jealous of my brilliance!

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