Hey. You want to hear a funny story?
I was walking to the park
just minding my own business when I
met this old lady. She looked really confused. She had a walker with her and I thought she was lost.
“You ok?” I asked.
And she just stood there with
this blank stare on her face. I was like
“Is she alive? Haha This lady could be a little
crazy for all I know. It was so weird, her justt standing there motionless.
But anyways then she was like “Who are you?
Here’s a cookie dear.” and she handed me this fortune cookie.
My weakness. But I’m not that stupid so at first I said, “No
thank you.”
“Number sixteen is my lucky number.” She said, beaming and
still trying to hand me the cookie.
So then I didn’t know what to say because I was suddenly
really curious about that cookie.
Call me a hopeless romantic, cuz I believe in fate. I took
the cookie.
“Me and you are going to be lucky today dear. I can feel it.”
She said. She was really old, but so sweet.
Maybe this is my lucky day I thought.
The cookie said: Go back and read the first word of each
line. And bow to the master of awesomeness.
YOU ARE SO FLIPPING GENIUS! *bows to the master of awesomeness* I am highly impressed.
ReplyDeletehehe well thank you! :)
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ReplyDeletepsh. You're just jealous of my brilliance!
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