Would you mind if I told you...?

Hey there You.

Yes, You. You're the one reading this aren't you?

Well hi. What’s happenin' in your world? I sincerely hope that you're doing well and that you have a big batch of peanut butter cookies in your kitchen like I do in mine. I also hope that you like to listen. Because sometimes, when something absolutley stupendous happens, I feel like talking. (Or writing in this case). So usually I'll sit down and talk to my mother for a while. But today she was tired out from teaching first and second graders all day and she was already sitting in front of her computer screen with that dazed look on her face. You know the one. We all get it after spending too much time on Facebook or YouTube.

MEZMERIZING BOX ENTERTAIN ME!

Yeah, not pretty. So I decided not to bother her with my trivial excitiment. I would talk to my dad, but he was playing golf today and so once he got home he had to sit in his office and pay the bills on my house, my car, my food, my water, and my way-too-many-clothes-that-I-bought-for-school so I don't like to bother him. Not to mention my future college education. That’s why I feel like he's already given me enough for the day. Because he's basically paid for my whole life.

So I chat to my friends on Facebook for a while. But sometimes you don't want to tell things over Facebook.

So I call my other friend up. But she's at youth group.

So here I am. Writing this to you. Would you care to know what happened to me today? Probably not. As a matter of fact, you're probably not even reading this anymore as it is nothing but silly drivel about my mundane life.
But I'm going to tell you anyway.

Today was actually kind of exciting. Today something big happened. Something that I never dreamed would really, actually, truly occur in my life. And I know you are dying to know what it is. So prepare yourself.

Today....

You may want to sit down.

But today....

We had donuts in ASB. And mine had chocolate frosting.

Yeah, I knew you'd be excited.

Thanks for listening.