Philosophy, Mr. A said, is important in writing. So I am going to philosophize or however you spell that.
WHY do people like to wake other people up? I think everybody's inner child likes to jump up in the morning full of gleeful malice and go to other people whose inner children are still nicely contained in their warm cozy beds and go "HEY THERE YOU! ITS TIME TO WAKE UP!!! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY EVEN THOUGH I JUST RUINED IT!" Cause when that happens I'm in a bad mood the whole day and everything else throughout the day just sort of goes sour.
Yeah. Do you know what's worse? When a dog barking loudly is what wakes you up. I have said it before and I will say it again:
I hate dogs.
Go ahead and hate me now. But I say it proudly! They are loud annoying, and always puking. Like kids who never grow up. I mean really! Why does everybody love dogs so much? Call me Cruella.
I will never have dogs again. It wasn't my idea to get the ones I have. My sister was all like, "Mom, Dad, can we have dogs?! We can?! Thank you! Now excuse me while I go to college and leave Laura to clean up their poop." Thanks, sister I love you too.
Siblings. They are so loveable yet so annoying. Every time she visits on the weekends my sister likes to come into my room and pull the covers off me while I'm sleeping and then pull me out of bed by my ankles. She loves to wake me up.
That’s probably where the dogs learned it from.
Anyways. There is my random rant for the day. I hope you have a dog-free day! :D
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