Random Cousin Stuff

Today I was told that I look like Lea Michele. It was pretty awesome. But I also was told that I have really creepy scary talents such as bending my arms backwards and making a Pekinese face. But that’s ok with me I suppose.

 

I love toffee. And coffee. They’re beautiful.

 

I have nothing to write about. My cousins are here. And we are talking about holiday weight gain. And now we’re talking about coughing. And Rise of the Guardians. And obnoxious field trips. And invisible retainers. And how I’m sooooo much like my guy cousin. He is literally the guy version of me! 

Well you know what’s hilarious? The word ointment. Say it aloud and see if you don’t laugh hysterically.

 

Oh.

One more thing.

Don’t grow a mustache in sixth grade.
Or say "yup" on the internet.

K bye.